What to Wear (and Soon Buy from Mumma Dingo!)

Let’s be honest — hiking gear isn’t just about “looking cute for the summit selfie.” It’s about staying dry when the clouds decide to cry, keeping warm when the wind hits like a freight train, and being comfy enough that you don’t end up hobbling like a zombie halfway up the trail. But here’s the kicker: practical doesn’t have to be boring. That’s where Mumma Dingo comes in.

Our gear works as hard as you do and makes you feel like an absolute trail legend while doing it.

And yes — everything you see here will be hitting the Mumma Dingo shop soon, so get ready to upgrade your hiking wardrobe.

1. Technical Tees & Base Layers

• Moisture-wicking: sweat? what sweat?

• Anti-chafe seams: your thighs will send you a thank-you card.

• Quick-dry: soggy hugs from your own clothes are NOT a good look.

• UPF protection: because sunburnt hikers aren’t sexy.Bonus: bold Aussie-inspired graphics and cheeky trail quotes. “Stay Wild, Ya Bloody Legend,” anyone?

  
  

2. Lightweight Waterproof Jackets

• Packs down into its own tiny pouch — like trail magic in your bag.

• Wind-resistant and breathable — no more feeling like you’re wearing a sweaty plastic bag.

• Some even hide secret stash pockets or cool printed linings, because Mumma Dingo thinks details matter.

  
  

3. Hats & Headwear

• Trucker caps, boonie hats, buffs — pick your poison.

• And a tip from the trail: secure your hat. Table Top Mountain wind will turn your favourite cap into a flying frisbee.

  
  

4. Socks (Yes, Seriously)

• Merino wool or synthetic blends — because swamp feet are for amateurs.

• Anti-blister technology — because your feet deserve respect on every single hike.

• Fun prints and mismatched pairs? Absolutely. Adventure is chaotic, your socks can be too.

  
  

5. Hoodies & Post-Hike Lounge Gear

• Oversized, cozy, and perfect for campfire hangs or the smug drive home.

• Retro fonts, trail-themed graphics, and family-style vibes: “Mumma Dingo Hiking Club – Est. Around a Campfire.”

  
  

Coming soon: Mumma Dingo Apparel — trail-tested, comfort-approved, and guaranteed to make fellow hikers point and say, “Yep, that one’s got their sht together.”*

Gear checked, attitude unchecked — Mumma Dingo